The top “10” most sure fire ways to stay BROKE during this recession!

1. Don’t read. Stay in total darkness on how money works. Things like entrepreneurship, investments and the like should be avoided at all cost! Besides those subjects are boring. Instead Watch as many comedians and buy as many bootleg DVD’s as you can afford. Pay no attention to anything else until you get evicted or your car is reposed!

2. Focus daily on negativity. Never think about the blessings God has given you, just think of what you don’t have. It will also help if you seek out and start drama when ever you can, this will solidify your circumstance to the fullest. If you have a good running car forget that, complain about the colo, the interior and so on.

3. Surround yourself with the most broke people you can find. Especially alcoholics, drug users and lazy people. Follow everything that comes out of their mouth religiously. Keep them close to you at all times. It will also help tremendously if you talk about other people who are doing well.

4. Be afraid of change. Why stress yourself with moving out of your comfort zone? Find as many excuses as you can come up with as to why it would be a bad idea to take a risk on making your life better.

5. If you have happened to start a business project or start to follow up on an idea, when you run into the first problem quit immediately! Stop in your tracks and throw in the towel! After you stop…. dwell on the loss for years, this will ensure that you never invest a dime on any of your dreams or ideas again.

6. If you happen to luck up and make any substantial money, buy a new car or a house. If you happen to get small amounts of money, shop with it. Make sure you buy things that hold no long term value. If your business starts to struggle a least you will look like you got money.

7. If you happen to meet a millionaire or any other financially successful person…..hate immediately! Don’t ask them how they made their money or if they would mentor you. Besides if they wanted to really help you they would just give you $10,000 for free. We know then you would be set for life…no more money problems for you.

8. When you are presented with a program that actually increases your income and enriches your life “Like uaretheproduct.com” don’t trust it! Forget it and continue on with your day. It’s probably a sham! Why take a short cut like this program, you may be in excellent shape in your 70’s & 80’s. When you are older and wiser and more settled what was written in this program will hit you like brick and make sense. Until then just party, relax or what ever….it will be okay.

9. Always side track your dreams and goals for love. After all love is all we need. Forget about paying your bills, your kids, your health, good ole love will be there. Good sex will get you where you want to be in life.

10. No matter how good the idea & no matter what type of profits you can make….always and I mean always think about the reasons why it will not work! With practice you will be able to come up with “what if’s “off of instinct alone.

I hope you enjoyed my Top “10” most sure fire ways to stay broke during this recession. If you have any comments or opinions post them. We are always glad to hear from you.

Written by G. King of uaretheproduct.com.